So there I was, having found a weird bottle of hair doo-dad in the cupboard in the bathroom. It’d obviously been there awhile, being covered in dust and old spider housing units.
I used it, of course, and it did make my hair fabulously curly and really shiny. And it contained placenta! I’m pretty ok with this, I really am. Because I figured “Ah, must be sheep placenta or summat”.
No. No, it wasn’t. I know this because I read the label, afterwards.
“Contains no animal products”.
?!?!?!?!?!?!
Um…..do I have some sort of black-market hair product lying in the midst of my dusty cupboard?!?!
Is this legal? Will I be arrested? What would the charge be?!?! “Unlawful use of baby by-products”?
Ye gods.
I think I’m still traumatised.
(Despite coming from a country where people do occasionally eat the placenta of their newborns; I’ve been Americanized for the past 12 years, remember…)
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