Wake up.
Lick hoomins.
Wonder why they don’t like it much.
Nom.
Hump pillow.
Lick my butt.
Nom.
Lick butt again.
Try to lick hoomins.
Still wondering.
Nom.
Get lovins.
Pee.
Nom again.
More lovins.
Hump pillow.
Go back to bed to stop hoomins from hanky-panky-ing.
Watch hoomins get out of bed.
Wonder what they mean by “wait till she goes out to play”.
Nom some more.
Sleep.
Lovins again.
Pee.
Poop.
Play.
Lovins.
Nap.
Poop.
Nap.
Poop.
Sleep.
Play.
Bug Mommy Hoomin to let me go online.
Pout when she refuses.
Nap.
Nom.
Play.
Try to steal Mommy hoomin’s wine.
Pout when scolded.
Nap.
Lick butt.
Nap.
Go to bed.
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Let me see if I can apply this to hubby?
Penis Wakes up.
Pokes me with it to wake me.
Wonders why I am grumpy
Hump me.
Rub my butt.
Rub butt again.
Try to lick/kiss me.
Waits for me to give in (I always do).
Pee.
hanky-panky-ing.
Wake kids feed kids and cats.
“wait till kids go out to play”.
Pee.
Poop.
Play.
Chor
Play/watch Tv or play video games.
Bug me for more play or other sexual references.
Pout when I refuses.
wait for me to give in. (I always do)
Play.
Go to bed.
That. was. awesome LOL