(We’re watching The Transporter 2)
(Shush. It was his idea, not mine).
Joe: Oh this is a really good fight scene
Me: ….mmmm…
Joe: It’s got swords AND axes
Me: …mmm…
Joe: No, it’s REALLY cool
Me: …but I’m a GIRL…and I’m playing Bejeweled Blitz….I may need to kill you if Jason Statham messes up my score….
Joe: …………….